by Rabbi Alpern | Sep 19, 2017 | Arias, Articles, Blovely, Newsletters, Posts, Seders, Temple Shabbat Shalom, The Sealah Bible
Aikido Feet (Ten Theories Of Everything) The sound of one hand clapping? Slap your own face. Turn the other cheek. Awaken the Ai. Learn this Torah Teaching: Kabballah Five into five. The Big Bang renamed: Ai-ki-do. Love The Word that is...
by Rabbi Alpern | Aug 1, 2016 | Adolf the Jew, Arias, Articles, Blovely, Conversations, Posts, Rabbi Study, Seders, Temple Shabbat Shalom, The Sealah Bible
1:1 Moby Dick, and now this, a rabbi rewrites the Bible? Has anyone ever read Moby Dick cover to cover? My rewrite contains even more blubber, see Final Kabballah. 1:2 The Azza reminds: A to Z or Z to A The Final Age Testament is a FAT Bible. The final...
by Rabbi Alpern | Jan 17, 2013 | Blovely, Conversations, Posts, Seders
The Birthday Haggaddah: A Personal Seder Shalom and blessings: We invite you to tell your personal story in the narrative of this unique Birthday Haggaddah. The order of the Telling will be up to you. Every personal has an obligation to write their own Odyssey. On...
by Rabbi Alpern | Jan 17, 2013 | Seders
Upside Down and Inside Out: Inscrolling The Megillah of Esther Congregation Devar Jonah A Seder: A Seder? For Purim? Anyway, like the drunk who is sober only on Purim we must first discuss the serious elements of the holiday, or should I say holyday. At first glance...
by Rabbi Alpern | Jan 17, 2013 | Seders
Passover Seder (A Supplement) Rabbi Laurence A. Alpern Before beginning. This is a very short and open ended Passover supplement. It may be done in less than one half an hour. This Seder has ten reader leaders so you will have to divide up accordingly if you are less...
by Rabbi Alpern | Sep 6, 2012 | Seders
Shalom. This Seder is the order for a home service to welcome the Sabbath. The phrase “Shabbat Shalom” expresses the essence and uniqueness of our tradition. Shalom means greetings and Peace. A wonderful Peace is experienced when we transform our dining room table...