by Rabbi Alpern | Sep 19, 2017 | Arias, Articles, Blovely, Newsletters, Posts, Seders, Temple Shabbat Shalom, The Sealah Bible
Aikido Feet (Ten Theories Of Everything) The sound of one hand clapping? Slap your own face. Turn the other cheek. Awaken the Ai. Learn this Torah Teaching: Kabballah Five into five. The Big Bang renamed: Ai-ki-do. Love The Word that is...
by Rabbi Alpern | May 22, 2017 | Articles, Blovely, Posts
A Guide to Daily Devotion 1.) This is an event poem, which means I am not teaching about devotion, I am offering an act, an event of devotion. Behind bars you have time to be devoted to daily prayer and meditation. The rabbinic habit of study now opens to you....
by Rabbi Alpern | May 22, 2017 | Blovely
Four quotes for discussing before beginning Rabbi A.L.P.E.R.N. Seders (Amos 5:21-24) I hate, despise, your feasts and festivals, and I take no delight in your solemn assemblies. If you offer burnt offerings and meal offerings I will not accept them. I pay no heed...
by Rabbi Alpern | Jan 30, 2017 | Arias, Articles, Blovely, Posts, Quote Of The Day
KABBALLAHWALKY The Final Age® twill be perceived By those Ascending Mountain A With whimsy is the Word rephrased The Fathers are outraged! Beware the Ologies my peers Religions bind and dogmas klatch Beware the Funde Mental Bird and shun The Frumious soul savers...
by Rabbi Alpern | Aug 3, 2016 | Arias, Blovely, Conversations, Newsletters, Posts
QUEST ION INGS: THE GRAIL AND THE TABLETS OF TIKKUN (A Real Final Solution) The Grail is found in the quest of Ascending the A Mountain. The Ark of the Covenant is found within. The Riddle of the Ages? “It has been taught: The First Five Principle...
by Rabbi Alpern | Aug 1, 2016 | Adolf the Jew, Arias, Articles, Blovely, Conversations, Posts, Rabbi Study, Seders, Temple Shabbat Shalom, The Sealah Bible
1:1 Moby Dick, and now this, a rabbi rewrites the Bible? Has anyone ever read Moby Dick cover to cover? My rewrite contains even more blubber, see Final Kabballah. 1:2 The Azza reminds: A to Z or Z to A The Final Age Testament is a FAT Bible. The final...