by Rabbi Alpern | Mar 7, 2019 | Arias, Posts
Temple Shabbat Shalom Announces Notes for an empirical check list of Torah and her teachings: A Get REAL project! (Not for the fearfull and fainthearted) Listen I do know that this is way too much. But I must teach! The 14 Books of the Mishnah Torah are based on an...
by Rabbi Alpern | Sep 19, 2017 | Arias, Articles, Blovely, Newsletters, Posts, Seders, Temple Shabbat Shalom, The Sealah Bible
Aikido Feet (Ten Theories Of Everything) The sound of one hand clapping? Slap your own face. Turn the other cheek. Awaken the Ai. Learn this Torah Teaching: Kabballah Five into five. The Big Bang renamed: Ai-ki-do. Love The Word that is...
by Rabbi Alpern | Jul 17, 2017 | Posts
Rosh Hashana 2017 Service at Temple Shabbat Shalom is Thursday September 21 at 11 a.m. R.S.V.P Please
by Rabbi Alpern | May 22, 2017 | Articles, Blovely, Posts
A Guide to Daily Devotion 1.) This is an event poem, which means I am not teaching about devotion, I am offering an act, an event of devotion. Behind bars you have time to be devoted to daily prayer and meditation. The rabbinic habit of study now opens to you....
by Rabbi Alpern | May 22, 2017 | Blovely
Four quotes for discussing before beginning Rabbi A.L.P.E.R.N. Seders (Amos 5:21-24) I hate, despise, your feasts and festivals, and I take no delight in your solemn assemblies. If you offer burnt offerings and meal offerings I will not accept them. I pay no heed...
by Rabbi Alpern | Feb 21, 2017 | Posts
Say Ai, as in “I am” The key That unlocks The Ten Gates of Real-igion: One: Ten are One in Ten to the Tenth Power In Aikido and in Torah Two: Aikido and Torah, a gift; First untie, and then unite! Three: Words create Worlds! Four: In A Beginning Ai The...
by Rabbi Alpern | Jan 30, 2017 | Arias, Articles, Blovely, Posts, Quote Of The Day
KABBALLAHWALKY The Final Age® twill be perceived By those Ascending Mountain A With whimsy is the Word rephrased The Fathers are outraged! Beware the Ologies my peers Religions bind and dogmas klatch Beware the Funde Mental Bird and shun The Frumious soul savers...
by Rabbi Alpern | Dec 14, 2016 | Posts
Temple Shabbat Shalom Chanukah Seder Rabbi Alpern Blessings for each night’s candle lighting: Blessed are you, Lord our God, Ruler of the universe, who sanctified us with commandments, and commanded us to light the Chanukah lights. Blessed are you, Lord our God,...
by Rabbi Alpern | Dec 14, 2016 | Posts
Temple Shabbat Shalom Christmas-Chanukah Table Service (Seder) Shalom and welcome to our Seder. Before ordering your table service kindly review the Chanukah Seder. Review the texts of the Book of Judith and Daniel. Review the book of John and notice that Jesus...
by Rabbi Alpern | Nov 1, 2016 | Posts
Thanksgiving 5777 Thanksgiving 2016 We give thanks for the opportunity to retell the narrative of this American holyday. It is argued that Columbus went to his grave convinced that he had discovered a new world on the shores of Asia. Columbus thought he had landed...