I am happy to announce my 40th year as a Rabbi. I have been in the Albany/Saratoga area of New York for over thirty years, serving Conservative congregations until I founded Temple Shabbat Shalom. While doing post graduate Family Therapy training, studying the interfaith phenomena, I came to understand that couples from different religions (including atheists and agnostics) deserved a Rabbi (which simply means “Master Teacher”) as a mentor. Of course, I also serve Jewish/jewish couples.
Our focus is to teach you how to practice in your heart and in your home. This is also our “hierarchy”; First, God in the heart, then in the home, then in the structures of community.
I also teach a literary approach to religion.
– Rabbi Laurence Aryeh Alpern
The deeper meaning of The Breaking of the Glass at a wedding ceremony is that each couple is unique. At the end of the ceremony we break the mold. You are unique as a couple and Rabbi Alpern will guide you through a process of creating home ritual. If you’re looking for a network of couples sharing ideas, who want to stay in touch after the ceremony, then kindly call me today. Contact Rabbi Alpern to help guide you through your upcoming celebrations like baby naming, Bar/t Mitzvahs, and of course, weddings.
Recent Posts From Rabbi Laurence’s Blog
KABBALLAHWALKY The Final Age® twill be perceived By those Ascending Mountain A With whimsy is the Word rephrased The Fathers are outraged! Beware the Ologies my peers Religions bind and dogmas klatch Beware the Funde Mental Bird and shun The Frumious soul savers...read more
QUEST ION INGS: THE GRAIL AND THE TABLETS OF TIKKUN (A Real Final Solution) The Grail is found in the quest of Ascending the A Mountain. The Ark of the Covenant is found within. The Riddle of the Ages? “It has been taught: The First Five...read more
1:1 Moby Dick, and now this, a rabbi rewrites the Bible? Has anyone ever read Moby Dick cover to cover? My rewrite contains even more blubber, see Final Kabballah. 1:2 The Azza reminds: A to Z or Z to A The Final Age Testament is a FAT Bible. The final...read more
Ten Words to Heal the World The most basic and concrete introduction to Kabballah and Universal spirituality are taught in this workshop. Call (518 )893-0808 QUEST ION INGS: THE GRAIL AND THE TABLETS OF TIKKUN A Real Final Solution The...read more
Attica Attica 2020: A.K.A. Confessions of a Prison Rabbi "Attica is every prison and every prison is Attica." I begin with the provocative to inspire a response. This is no sermon. Let the discussion begin. A Ten Point...read more
The Se(A)lah Bible Se(A)lah, samech, lamed hay in Hebrew is said to be untranslatable. One finds the term in the Psalms, the Book of Habakkuk and the See-doer, the Hebrew prayer book. Se(A)lah means: stop and listen, pause and reflect. Se(A)lah is an instruction to...read more
Sealah Devotional Bible Concise Conversational Commentary. Weekly readings. Book by Book. Genesis to Revelation. Each and every year. Torah to be Discussed Orally Rabbi Ari.a Alpern (Feel free to leap to the Karen Armstrong Quote) A High-Toned Old...read more
The Birthday Haggaddah: A Personal Seder Shalom and blessings: We invite you to tell your personal story in the narrative of this unique Birthday Haggaddah. The order of the Telling will be up to you. Every personal has an obligation to write their own Odyssey. On...read more
A Devar Jonah Conversation Ari.A Alpern (This version is set up to start a conversation) A salam Ah laykum. Shalom A lay chem, Peace be Upon You. And upon you Peace. Welcome to our devotional conversation on the Quran. We will read and recite together, from “The...read more
Upside Down and Inside Out: Inscrolling The Megillah of Esther Congregation Devar Jonah A Seder: A Seder? For Purim? Anyway, like the drunk who is sober only on Purim we must first discuss the serious elements of the holiday, or should I say holyday. At first glance...read more
Passover Seder (A Supplement) Rabbi Laurence A. Alpern Before beginning. This is a very short and open ended Passover supplement. It may be done in less than one half an hour. This Seder has ten reader leaders so you will have to divide up accordingly if you are less...read more
Shalom. This Seder is the order for a home service to welcome the Sabbath. The phrase “Shabbat Shalom” expresses the essence and uniqueness of our tradition. Shalom means greetings and Peace. A wonderful Peace is experienced when we transform our dining room table...read more
Bar Mitzvah Boy Syndrome? Yes.Time To Grow Up Time magazine the late spring of 2011 asks: Sex, Lies, and Arrogance: What Makes Powerful Men Behave So Badly? Why is it that the higher one rises in a power hierarchy the more likely they are to commit indiscretions?...read more
Beyond Sunday School: A Call to the Children of Israel. If you, like many, stopped your spiritual education at age 13 or 12, you may see the world like an adolescent. Similar to The High Priest Aaron, of blessed memory, modern rabbis are not able to prevent the dance...read more
My “I Have a Dream Speech” of Shabbat Shalom ( In memory of Rabbi Edwin H. Friedman ) Rabbi Friedman of blessed memory is my main rabbinic mentor. In his final book, A Failure of Nerve, the good rabbi challenges each of us to have our own “I have a dream speech.”...read more
A: Mastering the Final Name. Be a Baal Shem Tov A Review Say A, The Final Name, or Ah, as in say Ah Aleph God In A Beginning add lamed say Ale, or A lah Plural of majesty Al o heam, not L o him in A Beginning creating continuously, in your goodness Ma ah say B...read more
On Reading Wallace Stevens with Merriam-Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary Poetic allusion must be "recognizable not only to a coterie of poets and gentlemen scholars, but to a whole culture as well." John Hollander My diction is ary Sitting pretty upon this Arête I...read more
Gnomologia of Elijah For Theo, who prefers poetry You are the task, (as Rebbe K teaches), and no disciple, far or wide; and the Teacher, and the Savior of your own life. So what is Decisive? Sinai? Calgary? Only The A Ascent. Arête, Says this Prophet of...read more
Announcing: A REAL Event in Ten Acts Sealah! Act One: From A to Z A to Z As easy as A-lijah ascending Zion Meeting Moses And Kafka on the way All Knowing The decisive thing, The truth beyond the coffin Is taught and learned. Sealah! Ari-A one To the zebra shawled I...read more
Taiku The burden of Elijah T.A.I.K.U.? All solved? Haiku. Well versed! (For Ezra, Once Again) A legal debate in the Talmud the Rabbi’s are unable to settle is referred to as a Taiku, an acrostic for “Tishbi will resolve.” That would be me. Oy. It’s not enough...read more